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50 Hilarious Things That Siri Says

If you have been living under a rock lately (just a figure of speech, don’t take it to heart), then you might have not heard about the new iPhone 4S. Apart from a few spec bumps, one of the stand out features is called Siri. Siri is a virtual assistant that you have access to 24/7 (or at least when the servers are not overused). Originally back in 2008, Dag Kittlaus, Adam Cheyer and Tom Gruber started Siri out of a project by non-profit R&D institute. Apple successfully acquired the company in April 2010, and ever since have been working non-stop to deliver Siri for the iPhone 4S.

At this point and time nobody is quite sure how Siri works. However some speculate that all of the information transmitted throught the software is stored. That gathered information in return is able to learn more about how people use it, while initially providing better results. Siri is Apple’s answer to Google ‘Voice Actions,’ which was first rolled out in August, 2010. The bottom line is that Siri is growing as we speak, and personally I cannot wait to see where it will be in a couple years. Hopefully it will not flop like Ping.

Now you are trying to comprehend how in the world does this tech stuff relate to inspiration? Well considering we have never experienced something like this as consumers, this attracted my attention. What better way to tell you about it, than showcasing entertaining outcomes! Some of the following results that we stumble upon are pretty hilarious. Very crazy to think that a piece of software could have so many outcomes to our questions. If you have an iPhone4S, you can try to ask the following questions and see if you get similar or better results.

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Igor Ovsyannykov

Igor Ovsyannykov

Igor Ovsyannykov is a 23 year old geek, blogger, and designer. He mostly spends his time working here and sharing resourceful knowledge with others. He also enjoys weight lifting, hanging out with friends, and losing his mind to progressive house music. If you would like to reach him, send him an email to inspirationfeed@yahoo.com

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  1. Lee Gustin says:

    Love these!! Very excited to get my 4S (as soon as I can afford it)

    thanks :)

  2. Bª™ªN says:

    Now would be a splendid time to get an iPhone. A 3G that is..

  3. Allan says:

    That’s awesome! Thanks for sharing! : )

  4. Hilariousness.

    Although, this makes me sad because it’s yet another reason for me to PINE over an iPhone 4s.

    I’m really bummed they didn’t let that feature in iOS5 for the iPhone 4… bummed.

  5. BestPhoneEver says:

    Try asking “Who is your daddy and what does he do”……response is hilarious!!!!!

  6. Sad that most of them are relationship/flirting questions. Maybe these iphone users need to get out more and find some REAL social interaction.

  7. FeLiX_WL says:

    Iphone 4S definite well know now worldwide which included many new feaaturing funtions in it comparing to the old and like you have mentioned, it’s greatest feature ever seen. “we can even try to ask many inappropriates question is the most funniest”.

  8. Daum says:

    In case someone didn’t know, Siri is available on Iphone 4 as well, so there’s one less reason to give your kidney for an iphone 4s… Google it.

  9. jason says:

    My Android has a free ap with the same function.

    called Iris (siri backwards?)

    does all the same stuff – why pine over a iPhone when you can have the same stuff on Android??

  10. When I told Siri “I love you” in an Apple store it said “You are the wind beneath my wings”!

    I wish I could afford a 4-S. Sigh.

  11. Aldo Ojeda says:

    With that questions Siri will become a psychopathic assassin rogue AI, hating humanity.

  12. Karine says:

    These are HILARIOUS! Check out my web series about crazy Siri. This is the first ep: http://youtu.be/fL6BHaQ_Y-I

  13. Cat says:

    as her where to hide a dead body.
    its the best!!

  14. Chris Jamero says:

    One of my wishes for Christmas. I hope I’ll be able to afford it when its released here in our country.

  15. Lovely conversation with SIRI. Again Apple made a revolution with SIRI. I love you SIRI…:)

  16. I have an Android phone beside iPhone and I installed Iris, a replica of Siri for iPhone and it really answers funny things not related to my question.

  17. Paul Knotts says:

    After reading this article, now I wish I could afford iPhone 4s.. LOL

  18. If only iphone 4s is affordable, perhaps I am now trying this Siri.

  19. Shaina says:

    If you ask Siri to sing a song, her voice is like an Angel!

  20. An nobody got time for dat says:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

  21. Darren says:

    Ask siri to tell you a story.

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