Use arrow keys to navigate

11. “I got a king sized bed. I don’t know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he’d be comfortable.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

12. “When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

13. “I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

14. “You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

15. “Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read!” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

16. “Listerine hurts. Man, when I put Listerine in my mouth, I’m angry. Germs do not go quietly.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

17. “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

18. “They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home. There’s more to it than that.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

19. “Dogs are forever in the push-up position.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

20. “I think animal crackers made people think all animals taste the same.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Use arrow keys to navigate

Posted by Igor Ovsyannykov

I'm a digital nomad and entrepreneur bouncing around South East Asia. When I'm not working here, I'm out taking photos or writing travel articles for Nipananlifestyle.com. Follow me on Instagram: @igorovsyannykov

Leave a reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *