Last Updated on January 24, 2023
If you’re looking for cool, clever, and creative gift ideas, you’ve come to the right place. Below we listed thirty cool products that will make you say, “Shut up and take my money!”
Most of these products will work well for friends, family members, and perhaps your special someone. So without further ado let’s check them out!
1. Flask Tie
Just because everyone else is bored and miserable at the office, doesn’t mean you have to be! With the flask tie, it is five o’clock all day long. It holds 6 ounces of whatever your liquid of choice is. Consider how many judgmental healthy people there are out there. Do you really want them eyeing your Coke (and rum) with critical eyes? With your hidden flask tie, you can take the anxiety out of sipping at work.
2. Merry Garden Interchangeable Picnic Table and Garden Bench
If you have ever tried to sit on a park bench and eat a picnic, you know it simply won’t do. This innovative table switches from a park bench to a picnic table so you can enjoy a quick snack or an easy picnic before you return to enjoying the view of your backyard from your garden bench. This convertible bench and table combination is made from Asian fir wood, and easily changes back and forth to maximize your time and space out on your patio!
3. Legless Corkscrew
You don’t have to feel too sorry for this retired pirate. He’s got a new job opening wine as a waiter’s friend. He’s 1.77” x 5.2 x 5.1” and opens both wine and beer bottles. This clever little pirate is sure to make you smile, even before he’s helped you open your favorite bottle of wine!
4. Have a Nice Day Mug
Ever wanted to tell be naughty or nice with a flick of your wrist? You have the power with this “have a nice day” mug. If your companions please you, they need only see the pleasant portion of the mug. As soon as they are unpleasant, or displease you in anyway, you only have to take a sip from your 10 oz. mug. They will see a middle finger on the bottom to tell them how you really feel. They’ll get the message and you don’t have to open your mouth. Pretty cool, huh?
5. 100 Dollar Bill Printed Tissues
Ever wanted to make it rain? Or light a cigar with a hundred dollar bill? These clever napkins would be great at bachelor parties, or for a joke, just be careful who you play your joke on, you might get pranked back. There are 10 in a pack, so you might need more than one pack!
6. Paraguayan artist draws you as a Simpsons, Futurism or Family Guy Character
Do you have a nerd in your life? Someone who is impossible to shop for but is a kid at heart? Send them a unique portrait of themselves in the style of a Simpsons, Futurama, or a Family Guy Character, done by a Paraguayan artist named Eliana.
7. N1 Multi Tool Utility Case for iPhone 5/5S
The IN1 case is a rugged but beautifully designed multi-tool/phone case perfect for people on the go. It has a variety of tools that you can use in a variety of ways. These tools are aimed to be helpful with everyday tasks such as writing notes and cutting open packages.
8. Lego Garden Blocks
Do you like gardening? Do you like LEGO’s? Isn’t it about time you could do both together? The Together Farm Blocks will make you feel like a kid again while planting your environmentally friendly back yard garden. They come in 5 exciting colors for whatever fits your style, they are made from recycled material, and they are recyclable themselves! Go forth and make your backyard a giant LEGO set!
9. 9V Battery Flashlight Attachment
The Block light is a simple little gadget with a big idea. With a nine volt battery, you can light up a huge space. Plug in the LED lights to the end of the 9 volt battery, and all six mini lights will light up any area. This handy little light is good for camping, power outages, or any time you get caught out in the dark!
10. Gun Shift Knob
In case you don’t feel powerful enough behind the wheel of your ride, try adding a pistol shifter adaptor to your car’s manual or automatic transmission shifter. Every time you shift gears, you will feel the thrill of life and death between your fingers. Don’t worry about installing, it comes with detailed instructions. You’ll be riding like a gangster in no time.
11. Wine Glasses With Nose Grooves
Everyone who knows how to truly enjoy wine says you must really stick your nose into the glass and enjoy the aroma. But wait. How are you going to do that with the rim of the glass in the way? Well, you can really stick your nose into this 24% lead crystal glass. This 20 oz., smartly crafted glass has taken the rim out of the equation, so get your nose in there, and start enjoying both the taste AND the aroma of your wine.
12. Wireless Mouse Ring Presenter
Studies say that the number one fear in America is public speaking. You won’t have to be afraid because you will have superpowers. With this cutting edge presenting tool, you will have all the power of your favorite super hero! Present away! The ring has a laser pointer, a rubber ring to keep you comfortable, and a finger grip. No one can stop you now.
13. Wooden Tie
How is your collection of ironic accessories coming along? You simply cannot go another day without a wooden tie. It’s made in San Francisco from reclaimed wood. Don’t worry, it’s flexible. Remember, it’s made from real wood, so the color and texture of each tie will vary.
14. MacBook Vintage Book Cover Case
Anyone who’s ever lost their computer or their files knows the horror that comes with realizing what someone might see if they looked through your searches. The weird medical questions, strange google queries, and questionable late night activities. Rest easy with this vintage leather case. It will protect your mac book, look stylish, and when you aren’t using it, it looks like a book, not the keeper of all your dirty little secrets so malicious eyes won’t even notice it.
15. Skull Shaped Eggs Maker
Skull and crossbones aren’t just for biohazard labs and pirates anymore. They are coming to a breakfast table near you. You can use this creative little dishwasher safe silicone device to make a sunny side up egg that will haunt your day. Enjoy the burning eyes of the demonic stare all day long, or better yet, serve it up to a loved one in trouble. They’ll get the message.
16. Cheeseburger Hand Warming Mouse Pad
Ah, hamburgers, life’s comfort food. Why shouldn’t they comfort your hands as well? The pillowy bun will cradle your hands warmly at exactly a toasty 104 degrees while you browse the internet. It plugs directly into the computer via USB, no batteries needed. Real burger smell not included.
17. Heated Ice Scraper
The polar vortex didn’t make anyone’s life easy this year, and next year probably won’t be much better. Why fight against the ice on your car windows? Plug this little wonder into your car charger, and simply watch the ice melt away.
18. Cards Against Humanity
What better way to stick the middle finger to the world than by playing a round of Cards Against Humanity. It’s the only game where you are required to be an awful, horrible, no good person. With nearly infinite playability, the fun lasts for as long as you can come up with ways humanity sucks. You get 550 nice cards with things printed on them that would make your mother blush. Think “Apples to Apples” for people who have dirty minds and no soul.
19. Folding Colander
No matter how big or small your kitchen is, it always seems like there isn’t enough space on your counter tops. The people at Joseph Joseph have thought have taken care of your colander needs with a folding colander. Use it like a round colander, then fold it up and put it away! 12 hinges snap into place, then when you are done, the molded polypropylene, dishwasher safe colander folds completely flat to tuck completely away for the next time that you need it. Pretty cool!
20. USB Rechargeable Batteries
The worst feeling in the world; rooting through a junk drawer hoping, praying for two AA batteries you desperately need. They are never around when you need them. These creative little USB cell rechargeable batteries can change that for you! They charge from any USB port and can charge to 90 percent in as little as 5 hours. No more mad dashes to the gas station.
21. FingerPickin Finger Food Sampler
These cute little finger thimble toothpicks solve an age-old party problem. You want to eat with your hands, but you know the other party guests will give you the stink eye. Worry about stink eye no more. Simply put one of these nimble thimbles in twelve assorted colors on your finger and help yourself. You can pick up the food with your finger and put it right into your mouth! That’s living the dream!
22. Band Aid Outlet Covers
These are so cute, you almost won’t mind that your kids will be so attracted to them that they might want to take them off and need a band aid of their own! They would be perfect for a boy’s room, or a pediatrician’s office.
23. Zombie Head Bowling Balls
What do zombies want more than brains? No, not that. Or that. Bowling pins! Help a zombie out by bowling with this gruesomely awesome bowling ball that features a grotesque, rotting, zombie head on it. You’ll be the envy of your entire zombie bowling buddies. It’s also perfect for bashing in zombie heads when the zombie apocalypse inevitably descends upon us. Be the first of your friends to own a dual use bowling ball/zombie defense mechanism.
24. Travel Smart Mini Iron
Traveling light doesn’t have to mean traveling rumpled anymore! This mini iron is the size of a pack of cards. With an 8 foot cord and worldwide voltage compatibility, this pocket wrinkle wonder will have you stepping out in style from Boston to Bombay.
25. Outdoor LED Lighted Cube Chair
Every backyard, pool, or poorly lit room needs an LED chair. It’s functional, stylish, and unique! It doesn’t matter what your personal style is either because it can change to 8 different programmable colors. They are waterproof, rechargeable, and can hold up to 300 lbs. Light up your outdoor life today!
26. Bedside Shelf
Ok, admit it. You sleep with your cell phone next to your bed. You don’t want to miss a late night call from the office or a notification from Candy Crush. You also need a place to put your nightcap and reading materials. This shelf saves space, and folds away when you don’t need it. It’s only ½ inch thick, and is completely portable, perfect for travelers or college students.
27. Mini Briefcase Card Holder Wallet
Add a little whimsy to your finances. The next time you make a purchase, your cashier won’t be able to tell if you are going to produce a credit card of share a state secret. This little alluminum case holds ID cards, photos and more. In case you ARE holding secrets, they are safe: it protects from RFID scanning and its compact 4 x 2.5 x 0.625 design makes it small enough to tuck away from prying eyes.
28. Your Face As A Mask
When you think about it, can you really put a price on the opportunity to make a double of yourself? Think of the possibilities. With a custom life mask you could set up any number of demonic pranks, practice the latest makeup trends, or indulge lots of other narcissistic activities. The masks are custom made so you can rest assured yours is completely unique.
29. iPin Laser Pointer For Your iPhone
Here’s another entry from the spy dream-team collection! Imagine pointing a laser right from your IPhone. It is battery free, powered straight from your IPhone. Presentations, annoying high school teachers, or even teasing the housecat are all potential amusements with this little gadget at your disposal.
30. Smartphone Controlled Light Bulb
Ever had one of those lazy days when you haven’t gotten off the couch, the sun has gone down, and all the lights are still out? Then you definitely need to get some light bulbs you can control with your smartphone or tablet. Don’t want to hassle with going around turning off all of your light bulbs every time you leave the house? These shining beauties will auto-off and on when you leave and come home! No Wi-Fi? No problem, these light bulbs come with Bluetooth! You can buy these individually or in four packs and the come in 40 and 60 watt variety.