60 Cheesy Jokes That Will Make Your Eyes Roll

Last Updated on September 2, 2024

The power of comedy has always been one of the most astounding yet inexplicable phenomena on earth. The thought that you could change a person’s entire mood with just a few words is utterly exhilarating. In addition, by uplifting a person’s mood, that individual would have attached that positive experience to your presence.

This phenomenon enables you to foster and establish connections with diverse people. In a way, comedy, humor, or laughter, as the case may be, are some of the most magnificent binding forces known to humankind. Famous American Evangelist Billy Graham encapsulates this concept exquisitely. He said, “A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.”

Billy was a firm believer that humor gives respite from the troubles of life and provides you with a clear mind to understand vague concepts and be more accepting of others. However, as with most polarizing concepts, not everyone agrees with Graham’s point of view.

Some philosophers claim that humor is just an escape from the hustle and bustle of our daily lives. They opine that rather than lifting your mood, it only allows you to forget about your troubles for a little while. Do I believe this? Absolutely not! Allow me to explain.

You see, in the hustle and bustle of our daily lives, there are various times we need to take a step back and relax. Even if it is just for a little while, this “break” allows us to connect with our loved ones and enjoy the little things in life. It allows us to understand what it means to be human.

Ultimately, when we are blessed with humor, it doesn’t just give temporary relief. The connections you establish with people, the time you spend with them, and the laughter you share with others are not only eternal but also utterly magnificent.

As such, today’s article is dedicated to the corniest, hilarious, and heartwarming jokes you’d ever hear. Without further ado, let us begin!

1. How do vampires start letters? Tomb it may concern.
2. Why can’t your nose be 12-inches long? Because it would be “a foot.”
3. What kind of tree has a hand? A palm tree.
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you’ve got problems.
5. Why is the grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.
6. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
7. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
8. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
9. Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
10. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word!
11. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!
12. Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
13. How did the black cats end their fight? They hissed and made up.
14. How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.
15. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
16. What do you call a boring dinosaur? A dino-snore!
17. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
18. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was “bread” in captivity!
19. What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satis-factory.
20. Why are there gates surrounding cemeteries? People are dying to get in.
21. What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
22. Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
23. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
24. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.
25. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
26. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
27. Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
28. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Every play has a cast.
29. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? He was a little horse.
30. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.
31. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? He’s a little shellfish.
32. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.
33. Why did the baby strawberry cry? His parents were in a jam.
34. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
35. Suppose you receive a picture of some meat in a tin from me at your email address. Don’t worry; it’s just spam.
36. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
37. Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear.
38. Can February March? No, but April May!
39. It’s inappropriate to make a dad joke if you’re not a dad. It’s a “faux pa.”
40. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
41. Which school subject was the witch’s favorite? Spelling!
42. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? See if he is “coffin.”
43. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
44. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless.
45. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay now; she woke up.
46. What did one toilet say to another? You look flushed.
47. Why can’t you play hockey with pigs? They always hog the puck.
48. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
49. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
51. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
52. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
53. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
54. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?!
55. What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
56. Where does the electric cord go shopping? An outlet mall.
57. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
58. Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
59. Why did the bike fall over? It was “two tired.”
60. What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer? Keep your shirt on!

Ultimately, humor is truly a gift that surpasses human understanding. From being the shining light amid an unpleasant day to fostering and establishing connections with people, what can’t humor accomplish? In the fullness of time, we would all come to realize that humor is genuinely a gift that keeps on giving.

To this end, I leave you with the exquisite words of renowned American Author Grenville Kleiser. “Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.”