64 Dark Pickup Lines To Jazz Up Your Flirting Game

Last Updated on September 2, 2024

The humor of pickup lines is perhaps one of the things keeping it from not being completely extinct in the dating culture. While a compliment is one of the fastest ways to get someone’s attention, we cannot underestimate the effect a good pickup line elicits. 

Pickup lines are great conversation starters because they help you to project your desire or personality while masking it in a bit of humor. From cheesy and hilarious to flirty and dark, pickup lines have evolved with more individuals coming up with different variations daily and methods of using them. 

Looking to get someone’s attention and engage them in a conversation? Below is a list of 64 dark pickup lines you can use to make your flirting process easier, so let’s dive right into it. 

64 Dark Pickup Lines

1. Your face must be magnetic because it pulled me over here.
2. That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it were all you wore.
3. There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help; I just can’t take them off you.
4. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.
5. Hi, I’m a burglar, and I’m going to smash your back door in.
6. Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?
7. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
8. Sorry, that seat is taken, but you can sit on my lap if you like, and we will talk about whatever pops up. 
9. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
10. You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on them till I am old and greying.
11. I am an adventurer, and my mission is to explore you. 
12. Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
13. Hey girl, are you a hurricane? Because you’re blowing me away!
14. What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
15. How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 
16. Are you a rope? Because I’d hang with you.
17. I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield.
18. Screw me if I am wrong; have we not met before?
19. According to the weather report, there’s a 95% chance you will get six inches tonight. I have a huge mirror in my bedroom.
20. Your outfit is dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch of mysteries that haven’t been solved.
21. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
22. What time do your legs open? I don’t want to be late.
23. I want to floss with your pubic hair.
24. If I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I’d rate you a nine because I am the one you’re missing.
25. You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
26. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
27. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
28. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
29. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
30. I am usually on top of things, and I’d like to be the same way when it comes to you. 
31. There’s a tornado; come into my basement.
32. Hey, I notice an abundance of meals down your crotch. Will you like me to eat you out?
33. Are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside you.
34. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
35. Remember my name because you will be screaming it later. 
36. You are beautiful. I wish I were cross-eyed so as to see you twice. 
37. Are you a bad girl? Because I’d like to take you to my room and teach you a lesson or two.
38. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
39. I promise to eat you like an Oreo cookie – open you up and lick the cream in the middle. 
40. You must be like an elevator because I have been imagining going up and down on you. 
41. You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
42. I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.
43. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
44. The only thing standing between you and me should be latex.
45. You must be yogurt because all I want is to spoon you.
46. How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back.
47. You must be a parking ticket because you have ‘fine’ written all over you.
48. In case you’re feeling down, I’m here to feel you up. 
49. Do you need a stud in your life? Because I got the STD, and all I need is U.
50. There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.
51. If I’m a pain in your ass, we can just add more lubricant.
52. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin- head at my place, tail at yours.
53. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
54. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
55. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
56. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
57. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
58. If you ever desire to see your kids again. Follow all my instructions strictly.
59. I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
60. Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad.
61. Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES
62. I like my coffee the same way I like my women- sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer.
63. Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac, and I might just think about it.
64. We all die someday. Wanna go out with me?

Conclusion

Different pickup lines work for different sets of people, so ensure to read the room before using any of the pickup lines and don’t come off too strong on someone who’s not giving you the time of day. 

Also, you can easily slide in someone’s DM and lose a pickup line in there. So if you’re a little shy and prefer to keep things online, you can use these dark pickup lines virtually. While you might not always get the expected response, you’re sure to get a good blush or laugh. Feel free to try the pickup lines as you desire. Enjoy!