Last Updated on September 6, 2024
Knock knock jokes are some of the oldest forms of audience-participatory jokes that typically end with a pun. As the name implies, these jokes simulate an actual scenario where a person knocks on the front door.
Knock knock jokes begin with the teller saying ‘Knock knock!’ The other participant responds by saying ‘who’s there?’ The teller then gives a name, such as Tom, to which the other person responds ‘Tom who?’ It’s then that the teller of the joke delivers the pun.
For many years, knock knock jokes were primarily considered as children’s jokes. But with time, these jokes gained considerable acceptance even among adult audiences. Their popularity with adults spawned numerous categories, including dirty knock knock jokes.
If you’re looking for some insanely dirty or weirdly erotic knock knock jokes that you can tell to your adult friends, you’ve come to the right place.
50 Best Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
I am not a poo how dare you.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
School.
School who?
School your ass.
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out, asshole!
4. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fuck you said.
Fuck you said who?
“Me!”
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bull.
Bull who?
Bullshitter!
7. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?! Gross!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
10. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get it on if you won’t open the door?
11. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
12. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe! Do you have pants I can borrow?
13. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dome broke! I hope you’re on the pills.
14. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wear the condom?
15. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dover.
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
16. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
You’re justin time to hear me fart!
17. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!
18. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts
19. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips off.
20. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!
21. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho? No! You da ho!
22. Knock knock!
“Come in”
God damn it.
23. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita take a shit!
24. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy?
25. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pileup!
Pileup who (pile of poo)?
Ewwwwwww
26. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pasta
Pasta, who?
Pasta beer, asshole!
27. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Nickolas (Knicker less) girls shouldn’t climb trees.
28. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing I can do to give it to you?
29. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
30. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck your brains out.
31. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew Peacock, I’m here about the Viagra.
32. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe!
33. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!
34. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
36. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around.
37. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!
38. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
39. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
40. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Helda dick.
Helda dick who?
I Helda dick and the wind blew it for me.
41. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Foreskin!
Foreskin who?
The world’s greatest foreskin teller.
42. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama yanking on my dick.
43. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat my dick!
44. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Condom.
Condom who?
Condom and suck this dick. (Come down and suck this dick).
45. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.
46. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth?
47. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!
48. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
49. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
50. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hershey’s
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s *kiss*
Final Word
Dirty knock knock jokes may make more sense when you tell them to your adult friends. However, these jokes are also hilarious enough to appeal to people of any age group.
