Last Updated on September 2, 2024
Studies have shown that chewing gum is an effective natural way to combat stress and anxiety. It also increases mental focus and attention span, in addition to improving short-term memory and blood circulation.
Besides offering immense therapeutic benefits, gums and candies are also incredibly yummy. These products come in a range of flavors intended to satisfy different taste buds.
What if there was a candy brand that allowed you to enjoy all the above benefits while also having a good laugh in the process?
Well, it turns out there is. If you’re into chewing gums but are unaware of or have never tried Laffy Taffy candies, I fear to admit that you’ve been missing out on much.
At first glance, Laffy Taffies may look a lot like the traditional candies you’re probably already used to. But printed on the outside of Laffy Taffy wrappers are insanely funny jokes and puns that are sure to liven up every chewing experience.
We’ve rounded up 80 most hilarious Laffy Taffy jokes that you can share with your candy-loving buddies in any occasion. But first, let’s begin by introducing Laffy Taffy candies and why products sold under this brand are all the rave.
What Are Laffy Taffy Candies?
Laffy Taffy is an American brand of delicious chewy candies manufactured by the Ferrara Candy Company, which is a subsidiary of Ferrero. The candies are relatively small, weighing about 45 grams or 1.6 ounces per piece.
Corn syrup and sugar are the primary ingredients in most Laffy Taffy candies. The candies also contain significant amounts of palm oil or hydrogenated coconut oil.
Other common ingredients in Laffy Taffies include;
• Artificial fruit flavors, such as banana, green apple, watermelon, cherry, strawberry, blueberry, and grape
• Flavor enhancers like malic acid
• Artificial colorings
• Trans fats like hydrogenated cottonseed oil
• Salt
• Emulsifiers like soy lecithin
Laffy Taffy candies come wrapped in taffy rectangles. The wrappers are available in a range of colors.
Why Are Laffy Taffies So Popular?
Laffy Taffies taste a lot like most candies. The products also come in fancy wrappers, a marketing technique implemented by numerous candy manufacturers.
So, what makes the Laffy Taffy brand outstanding?
The answer lies in the shape and texture of the candies, and (most importantly) the funny jokes found on the outside of each wrapper.
Laffy Taffy candies are thought to resemble the female genitalia. Some people believe that the candies look like the labia minora, thanks to its stretchy nature. Others associate Laffy Taffies with a woman’s butt, especially when it continues to wiggle after the woman has stopped moving. We cannot say for certain whether Nestlé, the former owner of the Laffy Taffy brand, intended to objectify women by manufacturing these candies.
But while it will take a keen eye to actually draw a semblance between Laffy Taffies and female genitalia, the one most striking thing about these candies is the jokes appearing on the wrappers. Laffy Taffy jokes range from one-liners to puns, witty questions, and everything in between.
80 Funniest Laffy Taffy Jokes Ever
1. Can February march? No, but April May.
2. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
3. Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
4. Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
5. How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves.
6. How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
7. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line.
8. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea saw!
9. How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
11. How does a tree go home when it is ready? It leaves.
12. How is a bad joke like a broken pencil? They have no point.
13. How should you greet women’s shoes? Hi, heels.
14. What bow cannot be tied? A rainbow.
15. What building has the most stories? The library.
16. What button can’t unbutton? Your belly button.
17. What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.
18. What did the bee say to the flower? Hi, bud! When do you open?
19. What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you!
20. What did the one campfire say to the other campfire? We should go out sometime.
21. What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up!
22. What did the skunk say when the wind changed? It all comes back to me now!
23. What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome!
24. What do you call a baby with a drum? A baby boomer.
25. What do you call a broken window? A plain in the glass.
26. What do you call a cow with no legs? – Ground beef.
27. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
28. What do you call a fancy sea creature? So-fish-ticated.
29. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes? A gram cracker!
30. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
31. What do you call a lease of false teeth? A dental rental.
32. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
33. What do you call an angry pea? Grum-pea.
34. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
35. What do you call the King’s rabbit? The hare to the throne.
36. What falls down but never gets hurt? Snow!
37. What happened after David had his ID stolen? We had to call him Dav.
38. What has no legs but can do a split? A banana.
39. What is a good spot for a taste bud? I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
40. What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babies.
41. What is smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee!
42. What is the biggest room in the world? Room for improvement.
43. What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is good in their field.
44. What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear.
45. What kind of chain is edible? A food chain.
46. What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares!
47. What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Hip hop.
48. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toed.
49. What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.
50. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
51. What opens and shuts but is not a door or windows? Your mind!
52. What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate? The no bell prize.
53. What to you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
54. What type of brief packs a punch? A boxer brief.
55. What type of bug has good etiquette? A lady bug.
56. What type of store do apes own? Monkey business.
57. What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
58. What’s a top you can’t wear? A laptop.
59. What’s an owl’s favorite subject? Owlgebra.
60. When do you stop at green and go at red? When eating watermelon!
61. When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
62. Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map.
63. Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
64. Who took the frog’s car? It was toad.
65. Why couldn’t the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up!
66. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
67. Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He was a fungi. (fun guy).
68. Why did the strawberry cross the road? His mother was in a jam!
69. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
70. Why didn’t the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse when she grew up!
71. Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish.
72. Why do marsupials make such good tea? It’s koala tea.
73. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
74. Why do we not tell secrets in a corn patch? Too many ears.
75. Why don’t lobsters share? Because they are shellfish.
76. Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Because they would quack up.
77. Why is a pancake like the sun? Because it rises in the yeast.
78. Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless.
79. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
80. Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing!
Final Word
If you’ve never tried Laffy Taffies, we hope you now have a valid reason to incorporate these candies into your lifestyle.
Just remember to consume Laffy Taffies in moderation as the high sugar content in them could lead to dental problems.
