Last Updated on August 9, 2024
Mexico is known for its cultural diversity, amazing cuisine, and a bustling entertainment scene. The country also teems with ancient ruins, idyllic landscapes, and enchanted beaches. No wonder it frequently features among the world’s preeminent tourist destinations.
Mexicans have also treated the world to some of the most hilarious jokes and puns. If you’re looking for a random Mexican joke to share with your family or friends, you’ve come to the right place.
Whether you prefer funny one-liners, dark humor, deplorable dad jokes, food-themed puns, or anything in between, you’ll find it in this collection. We’ve sorted the list to help you hone in on a joke that aptly fits the theme of your occasion.
Read below for the most hilarious Mexican and Mexico-inspired jokes to line up for your next social gathering.
Funny Mexican Jokes
1. A Mexican thinks his wife has an affair but she says he is the only Juan.
2. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives.
3. Did you know that Mexican gigolos sometimes have specials? Two for the price of Juan.
4. How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don’t work in the future, either.
5. How do Mexicans drink soda? In MexiCANS.
6. How do Mexicans pay taxes? With a piñatax.
7. How do you call a Mexican ant? Immigr-ant.
8. How do you call a Mexican spy? Agent GarCIA.
9. How do you call a relaxed Mexican? MexiCALM.
10. How do you call a spider piñata? Piñatarantula.
11. How do you pay in Mexican stores? In MexiCASH.
12. How do you teach a Mexican to swim? Put a fence in front of the pool.
13. How is a Mexican slut called? María Hoesé.
14. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan.
15. I visited my Mexican friend but when I knocked on the door it seemed there was no Juan there.
16. I went to the game last night and saw a Mexican wave. So, I waved back at him.
17. I’m decided to visit Mexico before I die. I’ll go Juan way or another.
18. In what part of Mexico do kangaroos live? Cancunroo.
19. Mexican and Black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.
20. Reading in Mexico is hard because they don’t have any books nor instructions, just Manuels.
21. They are looking for a Mexican actor. The post says “AnyJuan interested come to the audition this Monday.”
22. Top Juan Direction songs include: Another Juan Bites The Dust, Somejuan Like You, Taco Chance On Me, …Baby Juan More Time, Somejuan You Loved, and Juan Way Or Another.
23. What did the Mexican firefighter call his sons? Hose A and Hose B.
24. What do Mexican marines say to their superiors? Sea señor.
25. What do you call a Mexican that can’t do anything? A Mexican’t.
26. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
27. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
28. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against one another? Juan on Juan.
29. What is the best transportation in Mexico? In MexiCAR.
30. What is the best way to pay in Mexico? With a Juan-time payment.
31. What kind of cans are there in Mexico? Mexicans.
32. What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? Cross country.
33. Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos.
34. Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.
35. Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder? For a Juan night stand.
36. Why did the Mexican take a Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
37. Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because there is no tres-passing.
38. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Mean Mexican Jokes
1. At what sport are Mexicans best? Border crossing.
2. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.
3. How do you find a Mexican in a crowd? Scream “the police is coming.”
4. How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? Put up a ‘help wanted’ sign.
5. How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
6. How does every Mexican joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
7. How many Mexicans does it take to change a tire? It depends on how many need to get out of the trunk first.
8. Two Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.
9. What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common? They both take your money and don’t work.
10. What do Mexicans think of Trumps new wall? They’ll get over it.
11. What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto.
12. What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.
13. What do you call a Mexican in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee.
14. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
15. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours.
16. What do you do when you see a Mexican running? Run after him and think what he could have stolen.
17. What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man? A car thief who can’t drive!
18. What is a Mexican doing with an iPhone? Running from the cops
19. What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise families.
20. What is the difference between a Mexican product and an American product? One is made by a Mexican while the other by a Mexican immigrant.
21. What’s the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
22. What’s the difference between pick and choose? Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.
23. Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like? They both run jump, shoot, and steal.
24. Why are Mexicans good in obstacle racing? They are used to run while jumping fences.
25. Why couldn’t the Mexican actor get a role in the movie? The drug dealer was already taken.
26. Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they’ll have something to pick in the winter.
27. Why did the Mexican run and hide? He probably saw the border patrol.
28. Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
29. Why don’t Mexicans pass geography? They don’t know where to draw the border between Mexico and USA.
30. Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
31. You know you are Mexican when you share the same social security number with all your amigos.
32. You know you’re a Mexican when you’re mowing your own grass, then a car stops to ask you how much you charge.
Food-inspired Mexican Jokes
1. Did you hear about the Mexican astronaut? He went to spice in a MASA rocket.
2. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town!
3. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile taco-ver.
4. Have a spec-taco-ular day!
5. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
6. Let’s give ’em something to taco bout.
7. Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
8. Live like every day is Taco Tuesday!
9. My favorite princess is Taco Belle!
10. Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
11. Taco chance on me!
12. Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
13. Tacos have fillings, too!
14. This Mexican threw his wife off a cliff. When the police asked him why he did it, he replied… “Tequila! Tequila!”
15. Trying to decide what to order? There are so many delicious tacos to choose from. Taco your time.
16. We’re going to get Mexican food, whether you want to or not. Are you going taco-ooperate?
17. What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko De Mayo.
18. What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food? A tacodile.
19. What do you say to a nosey Mexican? That’s Nacho business.
20. What is a burrito image with bad resolution? A blurrito.
21. What is a taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!
22. What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band? Red hot chili peppers.
23. What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican? French say Oh lá lá, Mexicans say just Hola.
24. What’s a Mexicans favorite subject? Math, because all they know how to do is multiply.
25. Why are tortillas such bad conversationalists? They always tacover you!
26. Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap? Tequila mouse.
27. Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck? In Queso emergencies.
28. Why do Mexicans make inch-iladas? Because they are too short to make anything bigger.
29. Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? Because they keep it under wraps!
30. Why shouldn’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans!
Remember…..
Even the funniest joke is bound to fall flat if it’s not matched with the right occasion and target audience. Therefore, only choose a joke from the above collection based on the nature of your upcoming event.
Also, note that the gist of any joke doesn’t only consist in the wordings. It also depends on how you tell ‘em.
