45 Exciting & Inspiring Sex Quotes

Last Updated on July 22, 2020

Sex is probably one of the only pleasurable human experiences that requires the total involvement of the physical, emotional, psychological, and spiritual realms.

It doesn’t matter how sexually appealing your partner is, you can only enjoy a riveting sexual experience if you surrender your heart, body, and soul to it.

That’s why it’s difficult (but not impossible) to enjoy explosive sex with someone you’re not deeply in love with. Indeed, you must already have heard the famous saying that ‘sex without love is nearly as useless as love without sex.’

Sex also happens to be one of the most sacred and mysterious experiences. That explains why each sexual activity is usually unique, even if you’ve always had sex with the same partner all your life.

But though it’s largely considered as a pleasurable activity, sex also plays an instrumental role in pairing seemingly incompatible partners together. Whenever you have sex with anyone, there’s always a bond of intimacy that develops and strengthens between the two of you, even if you were not already in a serious relationship. Cases abound of profound romantic relationships that sprung out of casual sexual affairs.

On the flip side, sex is also the consolation that you get when you can’t find true love. Many of us have spent our entire lifetimes chasing people who are totally uninterested in us for romantic relationships. But when such people somewhat consent to have sex with us, we often feel relieved, even if it was only a one-night stand.

Evidently, sex means different things to different people and a perfect way to capture its mystery is through a collection of sex quotes. We’ve prepared a list of 45 mind-blowing sex quotes that attempt to describe sex from its basics to its very complexities.

We believe that everyone deserves good sex, whether it’s done out of love or convenience. Therefore, most of our sex quotes border on the essence of a great sexual experience and what it takes to achieve one.

We’ve also included quotes that touch on the necessity of sex. That’s in a bid to dispel the popular misconception that sex should only be an occasional treat of the senses. As you shall find from our quotes, nearly everything in the world revolves around sex. So, why not savor this surreal experience as many times as the opportunities present themselves?

Last but not least, our collection includes funny sex quote. You’ll uncover various humorous sex quotes that attempt to address premarital sex, the themes of sex and money, promiscuity, among other insanely hilarious depictions of sex.

Browse through our collection of sex quotes and find something that will help you set the right mood.

Popular Sex Quotes

1. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West

2. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen

3. “We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” – Tom Robbins

4. “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” – Hunter S. Thompson

5. “Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.” – Thom York

6. “Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.” – Gabriel García Márquez

7. “I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t realize you’re on the floor.” – David Levithan

8. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

9. “If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!” – Craig Ferguson

10. “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth – I count that something of a miracle.” – Henry Miller

11. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean

12. “When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.” – Jim Morrison

13. “Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.” – John Callahan

14. “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” – John Barrymore

15. “An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.” – Aldous Huxley

16. “Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple – love, sex and food!” – Meryl Streep

17. “Sex is emotion in motion.” – Mae West

18. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” –Oscar Wilde

19. “Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy. Among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.” – Barbara Cartland

20. “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” – Drew Carey

21. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” – John Updike

22. “Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.” – W. C. Fields

23. “Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship.” – Sue Johanson

24. “Sex pretty much cures everything.” – Chuck Palahniuk

25. “Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.” – Marquis de Sade

26. “Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.” – D. H. Lawrence

27. “Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.” – Marquis de Sade

28. “It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.” – Marge Piercy

29. “Sex is hardly ever just about sex.” – Shirley MacLaine

30. “Love is for the soul and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction.” – Eric Jerome Dickey

31. “Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.” – Mignon McLaughlin

32. “A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” – Alessandra Torre

33. “Sex is funny and love is serious.” – Stephan Jenkins

34. “A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.” – Victor Lownes

35. “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” – Mae West

36. “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” – Henry Miller

37. “Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth.” – James Redfield

38. “The main thing to remember is that making love is at once the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.” – Patricia Brigg

39. “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” – Robert A. Heinlein

40. “Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” – Marilyn Monroe

41. “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” – Deepak Chopra

42. “Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol

43. “Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.” – Linus Torvalds

44. “The only burning passion I’m sure I have, is the passion for sex.” – Robert Crumb

45. “For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” – Isabel Allende, Of Love and Shadows

Popular Sex Quotes

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