Last Updated on September 28, 2020
‘Would You Rather’ is one of the most exciting games you can ever play with your friends and family. Just like ‘Never Have I Ever,’ ‘Would You Rather’ is somewhat related to the classic Truth or Dare game, both in creativity and objective.
The game is intended to uncover some of the funniest, darkest, and most fascinating facts about a person that they would otherwise be reluctant to divulge. It’s also an excellent way to gauge a person’s sense of judgment. Usually, the decision is not a good versus evil dilemma, but a choice between two equally enthralling possibilities.
Browse through the following collection of ‘Would You Rather’ questions and pick some unique ideas for your next game.
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Funny ‘Would You Rather’ Questions
1. Would you rather a nose that never stops growing or ears that never stop growing?
2. Would you rather always have an annoying song stuck in your head or always have an itch that you can’t reach?
3. Would you rather always have wet socks or a small rock in your shoe?
4. Would you rather bathe in the dishwater or wash dishes in your bathwater?
5. Would you rather be criticized or be ignored?
6. Would you rather be a mad genius or popular but dim?
7. Would you rather be always stuck in traffic but find a perfect parking spot or never hit traffic but always take forever to park?
8. Would you rather be asked the same question over and over again or never be spoken to ever again?
9. Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night?
10. Would you rather be married to someone stunning who doesn’t think you’re attractive or be married to someone ugly who thinks you’re gorgeous?
11. Would you rather be punished for a crime you didn’t commit or have someone else take credit for one of your major accomplishments?
12. Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?
13. Would you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
14. Would you rather buy all used underwear or all used toothbrushes?
15. Would you rather clean a toilet with your toothbrush or a floor with your tongue?
16. Would you rather clog the toilet on a first date or first day at a new job?
17. Would you rather eat an undercooked meal or a burnt meal?
18. Would you rather fall down in public or pass gas in public?
19. Would you rather find a $100 bill floating in a public toilet or a $20 bill in your own pocket?
20. Would you rather have a full-blown moustache for a year or permanently hairy legs for ten years?
21. Would you rather have an abnormally big toe or an abnormally big ear?
22. Would you rather have police hunting you down for a crime you didn’t commit or a serial killer actually hunting you?
23. Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
24. Would you rather pass gas every time you meet someone new or burp every time you kiss someone?
25. Would you rather throw the best parties but have to clean up the mess by yourself or never go to a party again?
26. Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?
27. Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?
28. Would you rather wear heels to the gym or sneakers to a wedding?
29. Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
30. Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?
Dirty ‘Would You Rather’ Questions
1. Would you rather be a virgin at 40 but ugly or a hoe at 16 but cute?
2. Would you rather be caught liking your ex’s Instagram pics or your partner’s ex’s Instagram pics?
3. Would you rather be romantic with me in front of your close friends or prefer privacy?
4. Would you rather be sexy or smart?
5. Would you rather be well-built but poor in bed or average-built but a tiger in bed?
6. Would you rather caress a girl or be caressed by her?
7. Would you rather consent to rape by a family member or group sex with strangers?
8. Would you rather date a broke young man who’s good in bed or a rich old man who’s terrible in bed?
9. Would you rather fart or burb during sex?
10. Would you rather get back with your ex or have your partner get back with theirs?
11. Would you rather get hit on by someone 20 years older than you or someone 20 years younger than you?
12. Would you rather go to bed with your relative or an unquestionably ugly friend?
13. Would you rather have a cupboard full of sex toys or kinky outfits?
14. Would you rather have a one-night stand with your ex or an entire day with your partner’s ex?
15. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
16. Would you rather have sex in the shower or on the kitchen table?
17. Would you rather have sex with your boss for a promotion or salary increase?
18. Would you rather have unbelievable sex that lasts ten minutes or average sex that lasts an hour?
19. Would you rather have your boss or your parents look through your text messages?
20. Would you rather have your hair pulled or your back scratched?
21. Would you rather keep searching for true love or agree to a rebound relationship after the first heartbreak?
22. Would you rather kiss a stranger and be dropped home or walk five miles home by yourself through a forest.
23. Would you rather kiss me or wait for me to take the initiative?
24. Would you rather lick your partner’s 5-days-old cum or 5-hours-old vomit?
25. Would you rather say your ex’s name during sex or your partner’s best friend’s name?
26. Would you rather swallow cum or spit it?
27. Would you rather wake up naked in a forest five miles from home or in your underwear at work?
28. Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?
29. Would you rather want a bad boy/naughty girl or nice guy/ proper lady?
30. Would you rather whip or be whipped?
Tough ‘Would You Rather’ Questions
1. Would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad or your boss?
2. Would you rather be a genius everyone thinks is an idiot or an idiot everyone thinks is a genius?
3. Would you rather be a jack of many trades or a master of one?
4. Would you rather be able to read minds or predict the future?
5. Would you rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals?
6. Would you rather be able to stop time at will or age at half the normal human rate?
7. Would you rather be able to travel everywhere for free or eat everywhere for free?
8. Would you rather be an unknown superhero or an infamous villain?
9. Would you rather be famous or rich?
10. Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life?
11. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?
12. Would you rather be funny but really stupid or boring but really smart?
13. Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor and popular?
14. Would you rather be stuck in a phone box with ten snakes or ten tarantulas?
15. Would you rather be stuck on an island for eternity all on your own or with someone you hate?
16. Would you rather be the class clown or the teacher’s pet?
17. Would you rather be the funniest or the smartest person in a room?
18. Would you rather be the star player on a losing team or warm the bench on a championship roster?
19. Would you rather be unable to close any door once it’s open or be unable to open any door once it’s closed?
20. Would you rather date someone with bad breath or bad manners?
21. Would you rather detect every lie you hear or get away with every lie you tell?
22. Would you rather die before or after your partner?
23. Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?
24. Would you rather earn a college degree or start a successful business?
25. Would you rather empty a swimming pool using just a fork or get in a swimming pool for half an hour with a jellyfish?
26. Would you rather find the love of your life or find a million dollars?
27. Would you rather find your passion or a lucrative business opportunity?
28. Would you rather find your soulmate or your calling?
29. Would you rather give up brushing your hair or give us brushing your teeth?
30. Would you rather give up sex or give up food?
31. Would you rather give your parents or your boss access to your browser history?
32. Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?
33. Would you rather have an intelligent partner or a good-looking one?
34. Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste?
35. Would you rather have one wish granted today or 10 wishes granted 20 years from now?
36. Would you rather have the face of a pensioner but the body of a twenty-year-old or the body of a pensioner and the face of a twenty-year-old?
37. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?
38. Would you rather have your first child when you’re 18 or when you’re 50?
39. Would you rather have your name tattooed on your forehead or have no front teeth?
40. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
41. Would you rather know how you die or know when you die?
42. Would you rather live in a home with no electricity or in a home with no running water?
43. Would you rather live in a house haunted by friendly ghosts or be a ghost reliving your average day after you die?
44. Would you rather live in a world where you dance instead of walk or sing instead of talk?
45. Would you rather live on a desert island with your celebrity crush or in a mansion with your ex?
46. Would you rather look strong and be weak or look weak and be strong?
47. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?
48. Would you rather master every musical instrument or every type of sport?
49. Would you rather people knew all the details of your finances or all the details of your love life?
50. Would you rather run as fast as The Flash or be as strong as Superman?
51. Would you rather save a damsel in distress or take a pot full of gold?
52. Would you rather save your best friend’s life if it meant five strangers would die or save five strangers if it meant sacrificing your best friend?
53. Would you rather sell all of your possessions or sell one of your organs?
54. Would you rather share a bed with a walrus or an eel?
55. Would you rather sleep in a doghouse or let stray dogs sleep in your bed?
56. Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison?
57. Would you rather the ability to change the past or see into the future?
58. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex?
59. Would you rather wear clothes that were always way too big or a couple of sizes too small?
60. Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000
Conclusion
There goes our unique collection of ‘Would You Rather’ questions. And we dare ask, ‘would you rather pick a funny, unique, and creative question from the list above or go with the usual, boring ideas?’ The choice is yours.