Last Updated on September 30, 2020
The most difficult part of any flirting game is getting the woman to pay attention to you. Even if she has a crush on you, she would naturally wait for you to take the first initiative. Funny pick-up lines are an excellent way to pique a woman’s interest and gauge her level of interest in your romantic advances.
The fundamental requirement of funny pick-up lines is that should be insanely hilarious. Also, these chat-up lines should be well-thought-out and deep enough to melt her heart.
If you’re looking for incredibly funny pick-up lines that will not only grab her attention but also make her want to know you more, you’ve come to the right place. Bookmark the following collection of truly hilarious pick-up lines and you’ll always have a head-start each time you want to engage a woman for a romantic or sexual relationship.
60 Funny Pick-up Lines
1. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
2. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
3. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside or will you let me find out by myself?
4. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
5. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
6. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
7. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
8. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
9. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
10. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
11. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
12. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
13. Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stoppe
14. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
15. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
16. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
17. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
18. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
19. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
20. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
21. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
22. I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
23. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
24. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
25. I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?
26. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
27. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
28. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
29. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
30. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
31. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
32. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
33. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
34. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
35. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
36. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
37. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
38. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
39. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
40. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
41. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
42. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
43. My love for you is like copied exams, because I just can’t explain it.
44. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
45. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
46. On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tomorrow night?
47. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
48. Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
49. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
50. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
51. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
52. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
53. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
54. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
55. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
56. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
57. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
58. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
59. You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
60. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Funny pick-up lines shouldn’t just make a woman chuckle. They should also convey a deeper message of what kind of a man you are. Most importantly, remember that these lines are only meant to capture her attention. You’ve got to be creative enough to further the conversation from there.