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21. “Do you think when the guy came up with the idea to invent a bong, a blacklight popped up over his head?” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

22. “You can’t have seaweed as a house plant because you’d have to water it way too much.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

23. “I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

24. “I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

 

25. “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” – Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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