Last Updated on August 9, 2024
Let’s face it – not everyone has a way with words. Unless you’re some Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock, coming up with the right words at the right time isn’t exactly a walk in the park. That means you could lose out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a good impression on a potential romantic partner.
Imagine, for instance, that you just bumped into your crush at the grocery store. This is someone you’ve been yearning to pour your heart out to for months but the right opportunity couldn’t present itself.
During such chance encounters, one of two things could happen – you freeze in place and hope your crush will break the ice, or you pull out the best joke and possibly secure a date. Most men would prefer the latter, except that nice jokes have a way of evading you when you need them the most.
Fortunately, you can create a collection of fun and cheesy rizz jokes to use when the occasion calls for it. Rizz jokes are essentially jokes meant to seduce or charm a potential love interest.
Wondering where you can find such jokes? Well, you’re in luck.
Best Rizz Jokes
Here are 100 of the best rizz jokes to vibe with your crush.
1. Ahem, Cupid called. He told me to tell you he needs my heart back.
2. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want more.
3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
4. Are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.
5. Are you a computer whiz? Cause it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
6. Are you a cop? Because you took my breath away.
7. Are you a jack-o-lantern? Because your smile is fire.
8. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
9. Are you a marathon runner? Because you’ve been racing through my mind all day.
10. Are you a rebel?? Because you just stole my heart the moment you walked in!
11. Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
12. Are you a supernova? Because you’re out of this world.
13. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
14. Are you an ATK? Because I really wish to get inside you.
15. Are you an element? Because together, we’re a perfect compound.
16. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
17. Are you dressed as a skeleton because you’re ready to bone?
18. Are you going to kiss me at midnight or just be a butterfly?… You know, pretty to look at but hard to catch.
19. Are you good at hide and seek? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
20. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
21. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
22. Are you the derivative of X? Because you’re the one for me!
23. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
24. Are you the square root of 100? I mean, you’re for sure a 10, but you’re too good to be real.
25. Are you the sun? Cause you just made my day.
26. Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!
27. Baby, I’ll get your heart pumping faster than a haunted house.
28. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
29. Can we find out how many licks it will take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
30. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back, probably with interest.
31. Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
32. Could you grab my arm! I want to tell all my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
33. Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?
34. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
35. Didn’t we have a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
36. Do you have a fever, or are you always this hot?
37. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
38. Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past and you are my future.
39. Do you wanna watch a movie or can we make our own?
40. Do you work for Domino’s? Because you a fine pizza ass.
41. Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
42. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
43. Forgive me if I’m wrong but I think I should be at the top of your “To do list.”
44. Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
45. Guess what, you just won the battle royal to my heart.
46. Hey sweet thing, want me to read your fortune? It has me making breakfast for you tomorrow mornin’?
47. Hey, someone told me you like addition. So can you add yourself into my contact book?
48. How do ships flirt online? They send deck pics.
49. How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, “You have pretty I’s.”
50. I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I make you the substitution?
51. I know my math. Which is why I know you’ve got one significant figure.
52. I left my costume on my bed. They’re my sheets and they’re ready for you to crawl under with me any time.
53. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you
54. I need help with algebra. Can you replace my “eX” with “yoU”? And please don’t ask “whY”.
55. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
56. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
57. If I can remake the universe based on my own image, I’d make you the moon so I can gaze upon you every night.
58. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
59. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
60. If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I’m just stunned by your beauty.
61. If I had a rose for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d only have one as you’ve never left my mind.
62. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
63. If I HAD to rate you on a scale from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9. That’s only because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
64. If I were a Zombie, I’d eat you first.
65. If Jesus can turn water into wine, I can turn you into mine.
66. If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?”
67. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
68. If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.
69. If we were astronauts on another planet that had no gravity at all, I would still fall for you.
70. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
71. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.
72. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
73. Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
74. Is your name Nike? Because you’ve got ‘just do it’ written all over you.
75. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
76. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
77. My love for you is like copied assignment. I just can’t explain it.
78. My name is John but you can call me tonight.
79. No shockwave grenade can keep you away from me tonight!
80. Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.
81. So I was reading the book of numbers and suddenly I realized I didn’t have yours.
82. So what is a beautiful girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
83. Sorry, I’m not good at remembering names, do you mind if I call you mine instead?
84. That costume looks great on you, but it would look better on my floor.
85. The only SOLO win I want to have it YOU!
86. They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight?
87. What does one rabbit say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistible.
88. What happened to the single IT technician when he tried to flirt with a barista at a cafe? He was unable to make a connection to the server.
89. When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. “Will you be my penguin?
90. You are as rare as a purple RPG from a chest.
91. You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
92. You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
93. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
94. You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
95. You must be from Prague because I can’t help but Czech you out.
96. You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
97. You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
98. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
99. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
100. Your teacher screams your name but I promise to do it better.
Conclusion
You probably already know that every joke must be perfectly suited for the occasion. The same principle applies to the above rizz jokes.
It’s also important to remember that a joke isn’t simply a collection of words strung together to make up a humorous statement. What matters the most is how you package it.
