Last Updated on September 4, 2024
In the language of love, men are generally mesmerized by what they see and women by what they hear. That might explain why most men are irresistibly drawn to beautiful women while most women are easily charmed by men who shower them with sweet nothings.
However, dirty jokes and pick-up lines are a glaring exception to this rule. That’s especially if the pick-up lines are carefully packaged and timely delivered.
Sharing a dirty pick-up line with a man can be a fun way to capture their attention, be it on social media, dating app, or in a physical environment. These lines can also serve as an excellent icebreaker, especially on a maiden date or in other informal occasions. Not to mention their ability to elicit a good laugh.
However, finding the right dirty pick-up line to share with a guy can be a bit challenging if you don’t know where to look. Well, there’s no need to fret anymore.
We’ve put together 90 insanely dirty pick-up lines that are sure to make him blush.
1. Although I may not go down in history as one of the best humans to ever live, I will go down on you.
2. Am I the only one wet in this room?
3. Apart from being handsome and hot, what else do you do for a living?
4. Are you a good cook? I’d love to order a juicy sausage with two eggs on the side.
5. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you.
6. Are you a raindrop? ‘Cause you’re making me wet.
7. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
8. Are you a UFO? ‘Cause you just abducted my heart.
9. Are you a vampire? ‘Cause you just sucked the soul right out of me.
10. Are you claustrophobic? Because I’ll be wrapping my thighs around your face tonight.
11. Are you feeling hot? We can have a quickie in the washroom.
12. Are you looking to commit a sin before your next confession? I am right here, baby.
13. Are you planning a trip soon? Because that bulge is packing.
14. Are you Santa Claus? I’d sure like to jingle your bells.
15. Are you Siri? Because I’d like to request a few things from later tonight.
16. Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.
17. Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.
18. Can we go to batting practice? Because your bat looks ready for a swing.
19. Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me.
20. Did you know today is my birthday? Because I will blow that candle all night long.
21. Do these (pointing at her boobs or bootie) look real? Do you want to check?
22. Do you have a map? ‘Cause I wanna get lost in your eyes.
23. Do you have any idea what is on the menu? No? Me-N-U!
24. Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight.
25. Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight.
26. Do you want it in my place or your place?
27. Do you want to see a magic trick? I can make five inches disappear.
28. Do you want to see my “dirty” pictures?
29. Don’t forget my name, because you’ll be screaming it tonight.
30. Every time I look down, it gets heftier. Do you need help?
31. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. I was wondering if you have any milk in your house.
32. How do you like your eggs in the morning? I prefer mine fertilized.
33. How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?
34. I am always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?
35. I can’t find any Uber rides, can I ride you… at home?
36. I do not need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. I bet you are sweet just the way you are.
37. I don’t know how to drive a manual shift, can you teach me how to handle that knob?
38. I don’t know if you’re handsome or not, but I’m going to find out.
39. I don’t like being slapped. But you’re welcome to break the rule.
40. I feel a bit wasted, but the latex in my purse should not go to waste.
41. I have 206 bones in my body. Do you want to give me another one soon?
42. I haven’t visited Australia yet, but I’d love to go down under.
43. I love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.
44. I must be in a coma because I keep dreaming about you.
45. I need someone to help me carry my tongue. Is there enough space in your mouth?
46. I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours. Do you mind?
47. I think I can handle the first six deadly sins, but the lust I have for you now is killing me.
48. I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!
49. I think your pants have a mirror because I can see myself in them.
50. I want to share your bed tonight because mine is broken.
51. I want to test my gag reflex. Could you help stick something down my throat?
52. I would have worn my bikini if I knew tonight could get me so wet.
53. I would usually go for a dirty pickup line, but you seem dirty enough. Let’s just go.
54. I’m not saying I want to marry you, but I wouldn’t object if you wanted to elope with me.
55. I’m not wearing any panties. Wanna check?
56. I’ve always wanted to be an archeologist, can you let me undust that bone?
57. If I was a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
58. If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow. Let’s save it.
59. Is your body a map? ‘Cause I love to travel.
60. It must be Christmas, babe, because I cannot wait to unwrap you!
61. Let’s dress up tonight… I’ll be the piñata and you’ll be stick.
62. Let’s make some babies…I mean, let me dirty text you later.
63. My favorite position is on my knees, begging for rain.
64. On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours?
65. Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, you be the 9.
66. So, what happens when my hands are damn cold? I guess I should put them in your pants to get some warmth.
67. Some people are admirable, some are formidable, you’re just fckable.
68. Someday I’ll tell my first child about tonight, and how we created him passionately.
69. Stop beating around the bush, and beat this bush.
70. Thankfully I’m not lactose intolerant, because I’ll be drinking milk all night long.
71. The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love. Would you like to start one with me right now?
72. They should suspend your driving license because you drive me super crazy.
73. This pandemic lockdown gave me my virginity back, would you help me lose it again?
74. We can make porn without cameras around. Isn’t it a great idea?
75. What is your racing category? A marathoner or a short distance runner?
76. What looks better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
77. When I was younger, I used to get up in the middle of night for a cup of cow milk. Now, I just get up in the middle of the night for a load of man milk.
78. Who said you need to take me to dinner first? Let’s cut straight to dessert.
79. Whoever came up with the word “edible,” had you in mind.
80. With all that hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we’re facing global warming.
81. Would you let me handle your package if I told you I work for UPS?
82. Would you like me to carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?
83. Would you mind a happy death? Because people say, sex is a killer.
84. You look good in those pants. But they can look great on my floor too.
85. You look so sweet, can I taste a free sample?
86. You must be ice cream, because I wanna lick you up.
87. You’ll force me to break my fasting, because I’ll be eating you this early.
88. You’re so sexy, you could make a gay man straight.
89. Your eyes have no secrets. They have already told me that tonight is going to be a good night.
90. Your sweater is made of 100% boyfriend material. It looks great on you.
Remember…..
Pick-up lines have a way of delivering the greatest impact when said to the right persona and at the right time. The rule of audience-appropriateness especially applies to dirty pick-up lines.
So, while the above statements will undoubtedly leave most guys rolling on the floor with laughter, they may not be suitable for any other man in the room. How the recipient interprets these pick-up lines will depend on their relationship with you, the general setting, and their mental disposition.
